Saturday, April 11, 2009

Verbal Powersurge

Tracy's family Laura and Tim are here. Let the verbal diarrhea begin. Between me and Tim, there's a lot of smart-assed comments. Let's see if Tracy and Laura can handle it for five days. Today we are off to wine tasting, again. Tim is a little too excited about it, so we are starting to question his manhood.

Sunday we're going to the Padres matinee game against the Giants. Should be fun. I bought a roast so we'll slow cook it starting in the morning and it will be ready for Easter dinner when we get home. Tracy loves her boiled eggs on Easter, so we are going to do that too. Tim will probably partake in the Easter egg hunt at Petco on Sunday. Kids can bring their pillowcases and hunt for eggs at the park. Tim definitely qualifies for that.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

New RC8 Ad

Check out this RC8 ad I created today at work highlighting our Race Orange program. I was responsible for both copy and design. I think it's pretty slick. The orange loses a little bit of its pop on the Web though.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Will My House Ever Sell???

I hate this economy. I feel lucky that I'm able to squeak by with a home mortgage, credit card bills (thanks Home Depot) and steep California rent partially subsidized by my employer. Today marks 54 weeks that my house has been on the active real estate market.

What have I learned?

I was way too aggressive with the initial $244,900 asking price. I wish somebody would have kicked some sense in to me before that listing that feels like 54 years ago, not weeks. I'd even take a Jet Li chop to the throat over reliving that stupid listing price. The original listing was through relatives at Cushman Realty who only had my best interests in mind. Nobody wanted to offend the other so the list price stuck. After four months with Cushman and two price reductions, we decided to part ways. My aunt started a new job, and we figured it made sense to go with a more proven Realty company in Edina Realty that could focus on my property full-time.

Now another 7 months have passed and the house still sits on the market.

Back when this mess was unfolding shortly after accepting my new job in Ohio in January 2008, I ramped up house improvements in hopes it would move my house off the market quickly. We opened up the kitchen by removing a wall, replaced the vinyl flooring with ceramic tile, updated the sink, faucet and countertops, and bought a new microwave and dishwasher. Tracy even contact papered in the cabinets and drawers and we added new cabinet fixtures. The fun didn't end there.

My dad and I updated the entire basement over a course of several months. First, we freshened the ceiling paint, sheetrocked half the main family room wall, removed wallpaper, painted wood paneling and had new carpet installed in the family room, bonus room and up the stairs ... and when the house still didn't sell we replaced the second kitchen carpeting and updated the wallpaper. A Jet Li drop kick to the cajones was starting to sound more fun than selling my house at this point.

All the main floor rooms got new light fixtures and we managed to paint the entire exterior of the house and garage. Still no dice ... nothing close to a Yahtzee ... seven months in at this point. Yeah, that point where the entire economy fell flat on its face like a drunk overweight coed walking home from the bar in six inches of fresh snow.

The worst part is I was dumb enough to put it all on a Home Depot credit card with no interest for 6 and 12 months on the major purchases. Back then, I figured all those wonderful improvements would move my property to the the top of the list and I'd pay off the card in quick order. Nothing's happening quickly these days. If this economy continues to be worthless I'll be eating 4:30 p.m. dinners and changing my Depends before my house sells. Read: I'll be really, really old.

$44,900 and one President later and the house still sits and waits on the market at $200k. A lot has happened in these 54 weeks. Businesses have went belly up, foreclosures have become commonplace and I was transferred to California. Thankfully my company wrote a contract up to assist in living expense until late 2010. It was a blessing in disguise. If I was still in Ohio, I'd be working 8 jobs to make ends meet. More important is I still have what I love most: Tracy and a great job.

Well, what have I learned? I've learned not to trust that stupid show "Designed to Sell" on HGTV. Lisa Laporta might just deserve a Jet Li chop to the throat herself. Maybe I should have just smeared crap all over the walls instead of fresh paint and let it go in to foreclosure like everybody else. What do you think of that "Designed to Sell ... In Foreclosure" Lisa?

What I've really learned is this is just another minor hurdle in life. I'm not the millionaire like I dreamed I would be when I was a 10-year-old pinging with dreams of making it big before 30. And, I've also learned being strained financially won't rip the enjoyment out of my life. Tracy has been amazing through all of this and, believe it or not, takes my mind away from all that is dollars and cents. Even if my house sits on the market 10 more years, she won't let it bring me down. Am I happier now than 54 weeks ago ... without a doubt.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Is It Stealing If...

Tracy and I are wondering if "taking" a newspaper from our neighbors is stealing, if said neighbors have moved out? The papers started piling up after we saw they moved out last Saturday, so we figured we might as well reduce waste by reading the papers.

Every weekend Tracy actually purchases the paper for the coupons. Hopefully we can score a second free paper this morning. Yeah, we snatched up last Sunday's paper from the neighbors too. Last night we hit up the grocery store and saved $6.35 thanks to Tracy's coupon clipping. Sometimes I wonder if the coupons don't encourage wasteful spending, but I guess most of the groceries we bought with coupons were things we actually needed.

Just five more days until Tracy's mom and bro hit up SoCal. Looks like mid 70s and sun. Mid-70s here is like 80s in Minnesota, the sun rays are pretty intense.